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Polished Gentleman

All of the people, in order to form a more perfect gentleman, set a lack of sparkly vampire-like people, make sure Ryan Gosling seems for everyone, supply ingredients as supercharged as a radioactive spiderand encourage hair as thick as...erm...what is that unique man from that Terrible Bosses film? Not the spazzy one, the pervert one. That man. And secure a glistening life!

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If you minimize or remove any possibility for irritation or damage, you are left with something pristine and polished. Just like a perfectly manicured mustache. Or impeccably groomed sideburns. Or a freshly washed and waxed rhino that glows so fiercely in direct sunlight individuals who behold it lose their capacity to see forever.

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